As a kid, I used to love dodgeball. I was great at not getting hit for some reason… good enough that I used to taunt people. I got pretty creative at insulting people, for a third grader. Somewhere along the way, I had to stop playing, which was a shame. I’d love to play again, but I don’t know enough people who would want to play. I guess I’m going to have to start a cross-country, involuntary dodgeball league.