It seems to me stealing burgers doesn’t seem to be a terribly profitable crime. I mean, it’s not like there’s a huge market for secondhand burgers… is there?

In related news, it looks like one of Ronald’s minions actually did steal something from His Burgery Highness recently: Burger King’s twitter account was hacked last week and rebranded as McDonalds… then proceeded to spend its time making fun of Burger King’s food. If you ask me, it seems like the King would be after someone’s head for this.