I think I have an immortal spider as a roommate.
When it first showed up, I killed it in a rather spectacular manner; there was even a victory dance afterwards. But then a few weeks later, he showed up again. At first, I thought he just had a twin brother or something, who had come to avenge his death. But it can’t just be siblings. At this rate, I would have gone through the entire cast of the Brady Bunch already, and he still comes back.
He returns every few weeks, like clockwork… returning to the same corner every time. And every time, I kill him with the same shoe. I guess it isn’t enough though.
I think I need to buy a bigger shoe.